I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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