Where did you get a picture of my penis
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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