he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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