Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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