Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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