where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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