You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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