how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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