you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just gift wrapped bread.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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