If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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