I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
