The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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