His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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