I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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