Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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