she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
