Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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