She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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