Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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