how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I wear drunk well.
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