i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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