He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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