Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
