I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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