I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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