I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Randomize
