So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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