He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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