have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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