Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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