your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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