whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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