Cold hands, warm shart.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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