There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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