shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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