I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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