he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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