Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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