Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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