Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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