Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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