if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Terrible idea I love it
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
