3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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