I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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