I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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