so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just tell him i said nine months
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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