Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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