on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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