Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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