i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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