Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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