I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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