how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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