it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
two words: eviction party
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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