I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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