So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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